<?xml version="1.0" ?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Udolpho.com</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/</link><description>Unexpected error: Opinion not found...defaulting to most recently used opinions.</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Upstream Color</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01381&amp;title=Upstream-Color</link><description>I don't know how best to describe Upstream Color, except that it is what it shows, a deceptive takeover of the mind which is hypnotically engrossing. The decidedly symbolic narrative is a fusion of...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-04-23T13:31:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>What the fuck is Chechnya anyway?</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01380&amp;title=What-the-fuck-is-Chechnya-anyway</link><description>Get the scoop at My Posting Career....</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-04-20T18:02:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Boston Marathon Bombed</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01379&amp;title=Boston-Marathon-Bombed</link><description>Sensitive, considerate, and not at all &amp;quot;too soon&amp;quot; commentary at My Posting Career....</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-04-15T15:44:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Roger Ebert dead at last</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01378&amp;title=Roger-Ebert-dead-at-last</link><description>Finally, the chinless freak who most embodied empty, middlebrow film consumption is dead.
 
More could be said about why Roger Ebert is a sharp declension from the peak of film criticism represented...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-04-04T22:23:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Suburbs</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01377&amp;title=The-Suburbs</link><description>The problem with suburbia isn't sterility (it's where whites moved to have families, so that's an inapt complaint), it is rootlessness. Suburban communities lack a strong identity because they are...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-29T16:18:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>World War Zombie</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01376&amp;title=World-War-Zombie</link><description>I always wanted to read Hackett's The Third World War but never got around to it. Consciously or unconsciously, World War Z seems to be modeled after it, except instead of being written by a general...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-27T12:57:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Hicks, description of</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01375&amp;title=Hicks-description-of</link><description>The defining characteristic of a hick is that, despite evidence that he is sheltered and insulated from anything more stimulating than a bingo game, he assumes otherwise because he owns a television...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-21T17:26:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Nerd Jokes Cost Nerd His Nerd Job</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01374&amp;title=Nerd-Jokes-Cost-Nerd-His-Nerd-Job</link><description>In case you haven't heard the latest nerd news, some nerds made a dorky joke at a nerd conference and an angry black Jewish female (coarser language at link) got all pissy on Twitter about being white...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-21T12:55:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Grandiosity as a feature of pre-collapse political leadership</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01373&amp;title=Grandiosity-as-a-feature-of-pre-collapse-political-leadership</link><description>Grandiosity is a very noticeable feature of our current elite. Apart from the massive overspending (with deficits now routinely hitting $1 trillion), the military adventurism, and the expansion rather...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-16T12:45:00-06:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Amazing results, with one caveat</title><link>http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=01372&amp;title=Amazing-results-with-one-caveat</link><description>I heard about green coffee bean extract while watching &amp;quot;Dr. Oz&amp;quot;, a medical man who gives advice to fat women on his talk show. While Dr. Oz said he never endorses products I believe I saw him wink...</description><dc:creator>St. Aubert</dc:creator><dc:date>2013-03-11T09:43:00-06:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>
