Crazy Eddy, Esq., is proud to announce his

Crazy Eddy Computer SALE!

Just get a load of these deals BROTHER

A brand new 386 computer with WHOPPING 640K memory...tell me this price isn't crazy!
$1399

Mint condition 1974 tape drive (includes free bonus cassette!) with the serial number filed off
$79

32 EYE-POPPING Megabytes of memory (in 2k dipp chips)
$1700

Copy of Windows 3.1 AND manual! (hologram missing)
$98

New Cyriks "8086DX" LOADED with your choice of 10, 20, or 40MB!!! drives
$2395
196-key Braille keyboard with special True Color flatbed scanner!
$4950

A Software Cream of the Crop Offering! The IBN Crack-Whore Financial Management program
$109

Handles on a tower case? That's right, its the DELUXE PORTABLE! (Must sign medical waiver before lifting.)
$18,799

Free box of pointy, jagged computer parts for any child who GUESSES his mother's weight! (Additional service charge may apply.)
$10

You betcha! Each purchase sealed in our trademark cowflop-patterned boxes!!!

See our growing selection of LAPTOPS! Fully featured, 30 min. warranty, and NONE of them can be traced to its original owner--that's the Crazy Eddy GUARANTEE

Break anything in our store and get a FREE VISIT from Chester, the CLOWN With a Tattoo for each Child He's Beaten!

OH GOD YES!!! Call 1-900-CRAZYEDDY and place your ORDER for only 99¢/minute!

Copyright © 1999 CEI, Inc. (Crazy Eddy International, Inc.). CEI is not responsible for personal injury or other damages sustained while in any facility owned and/or operated by CEI. The 1-900-CRAZYEDDY sex line operators may be recordings of computer-generated speech. Credit card information may be sold before your order ships out--but never after.