Looking for something?… Yes, it's disappointing.  You thought you were going to see something good and instead you've got a fat man staring back at you.

Don't think of this experience as a low point, think of it as one of the many hard surfaces you are violently hitting in your long, head-cracking tumble down the flight of concrete stairs that is your life.  And think of me as someone standing at the bottom of the stairs, watching and laughing at you.  And Michael Moore is standing next to me and he is laughing too, until I punch him in the gut and then he just doubles over and prepares to vomit, but he's thinking about Twinkies.  What a great metaphor.