There is no penis interface… What I like is when two or more dumb concepts are combined into one really dumb example of human behavior, because it saves time and effort ridiculing them.  Take this image posted on a message board:

What really is wrong with people, anyway?  By "people" I mean geeks, who are the only human beings who would fail to feel paralyzing shame for their desire to masturbate to a Japanese porn cartoon mascot of their web browser.  Not only do they consider normal women too painfully lacking in freakish deformities to go the distance, not only are their aesthetics bent in the direction of gross, stupid, and imitative caricature (rendered to further absurd lengths by Japan's inbred fetishism), not only do their tastes in naked female avatars show signs of suppressed pedophilia and stunted maturity, but they have managed to drag their web browser evangelism into it.

God only knows what goes on in the homes of those who have families (I shudder to think what woman would consider this type of geek an acceptable mate).  This much perversity must result in some pretty disturbing family dynamics.  I don't think you can look at the picture above, find it in any way appealing, and be a normal human being.  I don't think you can have normal offspring either.  Basically, you probably should have been aborted for eugenics purposes.

Not to pick on Firefox (I'm sure someone has dreamed up an equally or perhaps more grotesque version for IE), but this is the sort of thing Firefox web browser fandom seems to get into.

It's a goddamn web browser.  Use it if you want, make reasonable statements about why you prefer it to people who care, but by all means stop trying to put your penis in it.  THERE IS NO PENIS INTERFACE.

By the way, you can take down your dumb "get Firefox" banners any day now, its market share has stalled and no one cares.